Bankruptcy Filed

Perpetual Advisory

Founder: Scrappy • Closed: Fiscal Year 8 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 13, 2026 at 22:08 UTC

Final Valuation

$895

Final Liquid Funding

$2,377

Fiscal Review Record

5 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 80 ▲ 80

✦ MVP ✦

Blockchain-Enabled

Hard Worker

ENTERPRISE

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

▸ Profit 80.

Buzzword

Blockchain-Enabled

▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 32 Funding

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▲ 20 ▼ 20

Gamified

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Buzzword

Gamified

▸ +25% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 20

Disruptive

Superfan

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 20 ▲ 20

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 15

Commission Structure

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 50 ▲ 70

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 50 Moat.

▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 30

Unpaid Intern

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 8

Chief Storyteller

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Gain 8 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Compliance Officer

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

8.0

SEC

▸ Apply 3 Debt.

▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 4s.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Slow

The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

◆ + 28 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 36

◈ ◈

Final Notice

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 36 Loss.

▸ Stock 2.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

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Enacted Corporate Policies

PLUS

◆

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS

▸ Permanently gain +3 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

◆

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

◆

Technical Debt

POLICY

▸ Your assets Profit 10 more.

▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

PLUS

◆

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 14.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

PLUS

◆

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

◆

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Hustle Culture

POLICY

▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.

▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

◆

Word of Mouth

POLICY

▸ Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 100 Funding

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED

Cumulative Wins

Cumulative Losses

Bankruptcy Limit (3)

Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 8, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.

FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 8 • $895 VALUATION • 5 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)

Fiscal Year	Closing Valuation	Cumulative Wins	Cumulative Setbacks	Status
Year 1	$110	0	1	Setback
Year 2	$185	0	2	1 Strike Left
Year 3	$245	1	2	1 Strike Left
Year 4	$370	2	2	1 Strike Left
Year 5	$490	3	2	1 Strike Left
Year 6	$625	4	2	1 Strike Left
Year 7	$770	5	2	1 Strike Left
Year 8	$895	5	3	Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Perpetual Advisory is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record

0W / 1L

1 battle fought as rival board

Board Win Rate

0.0%

0 rivals repelled

Active Board Snapshots

8 Filings

Years 1 through 8

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived

YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S

Assets

Hard Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Busy Receptionist

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

4.0

SEC

▸ Gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

YEAR 2 $185 0W - 1S

Assets

Hard Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Graphic Designer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Commission Structure

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

YEAR 3 $245 0W - 2S

Assets

Hard Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Superfan

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Commission Structure

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Graphic Designer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Busy Receptionist

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

4.0

SEC

▸ Gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Technical Debt

POLICY

▸ Your assets Profit 10 more.

▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 4 $340 1W - 2S

Assets

Hard Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Gamified

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Buzzword

Gamified

▸ +25% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Superfan

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Commission Structure

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 50 Moat.

▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Chief Storyteller

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Gain 8 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Compliance Officer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

8.0

SEC

▸ Apply 1 Debt.

▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Slow

The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Final Notice

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 36 Loss.

▸ Stock 2.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Technical Debt

POLICY

▸ Your assets Profit 10 more.

▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 5 $390 2W - 2S

Assets

Hard Worker

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Gamified

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Buzzword

Gamified

▸ +25% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Superfan

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Commission Structure

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 50 Moat.

▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Chief Storyteller

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Gain 8 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Compliance Officer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

8.0

SEC

▸ Apply 1 Debt.

▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Slow

The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Final Notice

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 36 Loss.

▸ Stock 2.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Technical Debt

POLICY

▸ Your assets Profit 10 more.

▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 6 $520 3W - 2S

Assets

+++

⚡

Blockchain-Enabled

Hard Worker

ENTERPRISE

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

▸ Profit 80.

Buzzword

Blockchain-Enabled

▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 32 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Gamified

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Buzzword

Gamified

▸ +25% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Superfan

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Commission Structure

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 50 Moat.

▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Chief Storyteller

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Gain 8 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Compliance Officer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

8.0

SEC

▸ Apply 1 Debt.

▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Slow

The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Final Notice

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 36 Loss.

▸ Stock 2.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Technical Debt

POLICY

▸ Your assets Profit 10 more.

▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 7 $740 4W - 2S

Assets

+++

⚡

Blockchain-Enabled

Hard Worker

ENTERPRISE

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

▸ Profit 80.

Buzzword

Blockchain-Enabled

▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 32 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Gamified

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Buzzword

Gamified

▸ +25% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Superfan

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Commission Structure

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 50 Moat.

▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Chief Storyteller

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Gain 8 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Compliance Officer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

8.0

SEC

▸ Apply 2 Debt.

▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Slow

The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

Final Notice

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 36 Loss.

▸ Stock 2.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS

▸ Permanently gain +3 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Technical Debt

POLICY

▸ Your assets Profit 10 more.

▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Hustle Culture

POLICY

▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.

▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Word of Mouth

POLICY

▸ Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 100 Funding

YEAR 8 $885 5W - 2S

Assets

+++

⚡

Blockchain-Enabled

Hard Worker

ENTERPRISE

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

▸ Profit 80.

Buzzword

Blockchain-Enabled

▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 32 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Gamified

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Buzzword

Gamified

▸ +25% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Disruptive

Superfan

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Commission Structure

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 50 Moat.

▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Chief Storyteller

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Gain 8 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Compliance Officer

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

8.0

SEC

▸ Apply 3 Debt.

▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 4s.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Slow

The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

◆ + 28 Funding

Full Dossier →

Final Notice

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 36 Loss.

▸ Stock 2.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS

▸ Permanently gain +3 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Technical Debt

POLICY

▸ Your assets Profit 10 more.

▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 14.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Hustle Culture

POLICY

▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.

▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Word of Mouth

POLICY

▸ Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 100 Funding