Bankruptcy Filed

Bedrock & Sons

Founder: Scrappy • Closed: Fiscal Year 7 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 10, 2026 at 21:27 UTC

Final Valuation

$675

Final Liquid Funding

$1,552

Fiscal Review Record

4 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▲ 20

Synergized

Office Hamster

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

2.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

Buzzword

Synergized

▸ +10 Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 30 ◈ 10

Middle Manager

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 30 Loss.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 40 ▲ 40

Hard Worker

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 40

Freelancer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 80 ▲ 80

✦ MVP ✦

Pivoted

Volunteer

PRO

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

▸ Profit 80.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Pivoted

▸ +15% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 8

Chief Storyteller

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Gain 8 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Brand Ambassador

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Apply 2 Scandal.

▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 75

Watchdog

PRO

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 75 Moat.

▸ Audit a rival Scheme 7s.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 24 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 120

Unionized

Salesperson

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 120.

▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Buzzword

Unionized

▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 30 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 15

Marketing Strategist

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 15 Moat.

▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

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Enacted Corporate Policies

PLUS

◆

Word of Mouth

POLICY PLUS

▸ Market Share 13%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

PLUS

◆

Work/Life Balance

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 65.

▸ Your Employees act 1000 slower.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

◆

Hustle Culture

POLICY

▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.

▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

PLUS

◆

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 14.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

◆

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

PLUS

◆

Underdog

POLICY PLUS

▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 150% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 200 Funding

◆

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED

Cumulative Wins

Cumulative Losses

Bankruptcy Limit (3)

Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.

FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 7 • $675 VALUATION • 4 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)

Fiscal Year	Closing Valuation	Cumulative Wins	Cumulative Setbacks	Status
Year 1	$90	1	0	Stable
Year 2	$150	2	0	Stable
Year 3	$260	2	1	Setback
Year 4	$355	3	1	Stable
Year 5	$455	4	1	Stable
Year 6	$530	4	2	1 Strike Left
Year 7	$675	4	3	Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Bedrock & Sons is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record

7W / 5L

12 battles fought as rival board

Board Win Rate

58.3%

7 rivals repelled

Active Board Snapshots

7 Filings

Years 1 through 7

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived

YEAR 1 $90 0W - 0S

Assets

Hard Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Freelancer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Volunteer

PRO

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

▸ Profit 80.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Chief Storyteller

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Gain 8 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

YEAR 2 $140 1W - 0S

Assets

⚡

Synergized

Office Hamster

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

2.0

SEC

▸ Profit 10.

Buzzword

Synergized

▸ +10 Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Middle Manager

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 15 Loss.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Hard Worker

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Freelancer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Pivoted

Volunteer

PRO

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

▸ Profit 80.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Pivoted

▸ +15% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Chief Storyteller

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Gain 8 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Word of Mouth

POLICY

▸ Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 100 Funding

YEAR 3 $230 2W - 0S

Assets

⚡

Synergized

Office Hamster

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

2.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

Buzzword

Synergized

▸ +10 Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Middle Manager

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 15 Loss.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Hard Worker

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Freelancer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Pivoted

Volunteer

PRO

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

▸ Profit 80.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Pivoted

▸ +15% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Chief Storyteller

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Gain 8 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Copywriter

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

9.0

SEC

▸ Apply 4 Scandal.

▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.

Keywords

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Marketing Strategist

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 15 Moat.

▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Word of Mouth

POLICY

▸ Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 100 Funding

Work/Life Balance

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.

▸ Your Employees act 1000 slower.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Hustle Culture

POLICY

▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.

▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

YEAR 4 $270 2W - 1S

Assets

⚡

Synergized

Office Hamster

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

2.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

Buzzword

Synergized

▸ +10 Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Middle Manager

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 15 Loss.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Hard Worker

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Freelancer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Pivoted

Volunteer

PRO

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

▸ Profit 80.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Pivoted

▸ +15% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Chief Storyteller

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Gain 8 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Brand Ambassador

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Apply 2 Scandal.

▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Watchdog

PRO

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 75 Moat.

▸ Audit a rival Scheme 7s.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 24 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Word of Mouth

POLICY PLUS

▸ Market Share 13%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Work/Life Balance

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 65.

▸ Your Employees act 1000 slower.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Hustle Culture

POLICY

▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.

▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

YEAR 5 $355 3W - 1S

Assets

⚡

Synergized

Office Hamster

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

2.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

Buzzword

Synergized

▸ +10 Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Middle Manager

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 15 Loss.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Hard Worker

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Freelancer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Pivoted

Volunteer

PRO

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

▸ Profit 80.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Pivoted

▸ +15% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Chief Storyteller

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Gain 8 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Brand Ambassador

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Apply 2 Scandal.

▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Watchdog

PRO

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 75 Moat.

▸ Audit a rival Scheme 7s.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 24 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Unionized

Salesperson

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 60.

▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Buzzword

Unionized

▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 15 Funding

Full Dossier →

Marketing Strategist

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 15 Moat.

▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Word of Mouth

POLICY PLUS

▸ Market Share 13%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Work/Life Balance

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 65.

▸ Your Employees act 1000 slower.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Hustle Culture

POLICY

▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.

▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 14.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 6 $530 4W - 1S

Assets

⚡

Synergized

Office Hamster

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

2.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

Buzzword

Synergized

▸ +10 Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Middle Manager

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 15 Loss.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Hard Worker

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Freelancer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Pivoted

Volunteer

PRO

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

▸ Profit 80.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Pivoted

▸ +15% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

Chief Storyteller

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Gain 8 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Brand Ambassador

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Apply 2 Scandal.

▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Watchdog

PRO

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 75 Moat.

▸ Audit a rival Scheme 7s.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 24 Funding

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Unionized

Salesperson

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 60.

▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Buzzword

Unionized

▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 15 Funding

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Marketing Strategist

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 15 Moat.

▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

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Policies

Word of Mouth

POLICY PLUS

▸ Market Share 13%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Work/Life Balance

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 65.

▸ Your Employees act 1000 slower.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Hustle Culture

POLICY

▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.

▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 14.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Underdog

POLICY

▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 7 $625 4W - 2S

Assets

⚡

Synergized

Office Hamster

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

2.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

Buzzword

Synergized

▸ +10 Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 8 Funding

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Middle Manager

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 30 Loss.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 12 Funding

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Hard Worker

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 16 Funding

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Freelancer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 12 Funding

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Pivoted

Volunteer

PRO

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

▸ Profit 80.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Pivoted

▸ +15% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 16 Funding

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Chief Storyteller

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Gain 8 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

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Brand Ambassador

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

7.0

SEC

▸ Apply 2 Scandal.

▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Watchdog

PRO

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 75 Moat.

▸ Audit a rival Scheme 7s.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 24 Funding

Full Dossier →

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Unionized

Salesperson

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 120.

▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Buzzword

Unionized

▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 30 Funding

Full Dossier →

Marketing Strategist

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 15 Moat.

▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Word of Mouth

POLICY PLUS

▸ Market Share 13%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Work/Life Balance

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 65.

▸ Your Employees act 1000 slower.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Hustle Culture

POLICY

▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.

▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 14.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Underdog

POLICY PLUS

▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 150% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 200 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding