MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Shoestring Systems

Founder: Baron • Closed: Fiscal Year 9 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 15, 2026 at 09:57 UTC
Final Valuation
$1,005
Final Liquid Funding
$1,807
Fiscal Review Record
6 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 160
Consultant
Pivoted
Pivoted

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 160 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◈ 15
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 50 ▲ 70
Bankruptcy Lawyer
Gamified
Gamified

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Gamified
Gamified
+25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
▲ 40 ▼ 40
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 30
Open Office
Litigious
Litigious

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.
5s and Profit 30.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 80
In-House Counsel
Unionized
Unionized

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Unionized
Unionized
At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▼ 40
Project Manager
Leveraged
Leveraged

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#9
Copywriter
Agile
✦ MVP ✦
Agile

Copywriter

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 11 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Aggressive Expansion
#1
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
ENTERPRISE
#2
POLICY ENTERPRISE
Permanently gain +5 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
#3
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
#4
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
#5
Your assets act 300 faster.
Fortified
#6
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
PLUS
#7
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
#8
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 9, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 9 $1,005 VALUATION 6 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $200 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $200 Valuation Yr 2 $275 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $275 Valuation Yr 3 $430 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $430 Valuation Yr 4 $525 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $525 Valuation Yr 5 $635 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $635 Valuation Yr 6 $730 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $730 Valuation Yr 7 $825 Fiscal Year 7: 5 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $825 Valuation Yr 8 $930 Fiscal Year 8: 6 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $930 Valuation Yr 9 $1,005 Fiscal Year 9: 6 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $1,005 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $200 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $275 1 1 Stable
Year 3 $430 2 1 Stable
Year 4 $525 3 1 Stable
Year 5 $635 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $730 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $825 5 2 1 Strike Left
Year 8 $930 6 2 1 Strike Left
Year 9 $1,005 6 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Shoestring Systems is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
3W / 0L
3 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
100.0%
3 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
13 Filings
Years 1 through 10

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

13 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $200 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 2 $275 0W - 1S
Assets
Consultant
+
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.
5s and Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
YEAR 3 $400 1W - 1S
Assets
Consultant
+
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.
5s and Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
YEAR 4 $515 2W - 1S
Assets
Consultant
+
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Office
+
Litigious

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.
5s and Profit 30.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Project Manager
+

Project Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 6 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 5 $605 3W - 1S
Assets
Consultant
+
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 3 Debt.
Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Project Manager
++

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 6 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 6 $720 3W - 2S
Assets
Consultant
+
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 3 Debt.
Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
In-House Counsel
+

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Project Manager
++
Leveraged

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
+
Agile

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 6 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 6 $720 3W - 2S
Assets
Consultant
+
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Open Office
+
Litigious

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.
5s and Profit 30.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
In-House Counsel
+

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Project Manager
++
Leveraged

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
+
Agile

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 6 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 7 $815 4W - 2S
Assets
Consultant
+
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
In-House Counsel
+

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Project Manager
++
Leveraged

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
++
Agile

Copywriter

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 8 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +3 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PLUS
Permanently gain +3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 7 $815 4W - 2S
Assets
Consultant
+
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Open Office
+
Litigious

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.
5s and Profit 30.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
In-House Counsel
+

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Project Manager
++
Leveraged

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
++
Agile

Copywriter

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 8 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +3 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PLUS
Permanently gain +3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 8 $910 5W - 2S
Assets
Consultant
+
Pivoted

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Open Office
+
Litigious

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.
5s and Profit 30.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
In-House Counsel
+
Unionized

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Unionized
Unionized
At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Project Manager
++
Leveraged

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
+++
Agile

Copywriter

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 11 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PLUS
Permanently gain +3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 9 $1,005 6W - 2S
Assets
Consultant
++
Pivoted

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 160 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Bankruptcy Lawyer
Gamified

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Gamified
Gamified
+25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Loan Shark
+

Loan Shark

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Open Office
+
Litigious

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.
5s and Profit 30.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
In-House Counsel
+
Unionized

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Unionized
Unionized
At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Project Manager
++
Leveraged

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
+++
Agile

Copywriter

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 11 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY ENTERPRISE
Permanently gain +5 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 9 $1,005 6W - 2S
Assets
Consultant
++
Pivoted

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 160 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Bankruptcy Lawyer
Gamified

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Gamified
Gamified
+25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Loan Shark
+

Loan Shark

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Compliance Officer
+
Patented

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Patented
Patented
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
In-House Counsel
+
Unionized

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Unionized
Unionized
At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Project Manager
++
Leveraged

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
+++
Agile

Copywriter

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 11 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY ENTERPRISE
Permanently gain +5 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 10 $1,105 7W - 2S
Assets
Consultant
++
Pivoted

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 160 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Bankruptcy Lawyer
Gamified

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Gamified
Gamified
+25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Loan Shark
+
Offshore

Loan Shark

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Offshore
Offshore
+10 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Compliance Officer
+
Patented

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Patented
Patented
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
In-House Counsel
+
Unionized

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Unionized
Unionized
At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Project Manager
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Leveraged

Project Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
+++
Agile

Copywriter

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 11 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY ENTERPRISE
Permanently gain +5 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Regulatory Capture
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.