Bankruptcy Filed

Sleep When Liquidated

Founder: Mom & Pop • Closed: Fiscal Year 8 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 19, 2026 at 18:53 UTC

Final Valuation

$680

Final Liquid Funding

$2,153

Fiscal Review Record

5 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

Kanban

PLUS

MEDIUM SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1.

▸ 5s.

▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 240 ▲ 160

✦ MVP ✦

Disruptive

Pop

ENTERPRISE

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 240 Loss.

▸ Profit 160.

▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 40 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 120

Salesperson

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 120.

▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 30 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 500

Mom

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

9.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

◆ + 30 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 320

Consultant

ENTERPRISE

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 320 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 40 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 30

Busy Receptionist

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

4.0

SEC

▸ Gain 30 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 40

Disruptive

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 60

Unionized

Unpaid Intern

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 60.

Buzzword

Unionized

▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 50

Agile

Watchdog

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 50 Moat.

▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.

Buzzword

Agile

▸ 10% faster.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

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Enacted Corporate Policies

PLUS

◆

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS

▸ Permanently gain +3 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

◆

Shop Local

POLICY

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

◆

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Living Wage

POLICY

▸ Your Humans act 10% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

PLUS

◆

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY PLUS

▸ Your assets grant 15 more Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 200 Funding

PLUS

◆

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

◆

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

◆

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED

Cumulative Wins

Cumulative Losses

Bankruptcy Limit (3)

Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 8, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.

FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 8 • $680 VALUATION • 5 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)

Fiscal Year	Closing Valuation	Cumulative Wins	Cumulative Setbacks	Status
Year 1	$95	1	0	Stable
Year 2	$160	2	0	Stable
Year 3	$220	2	1	Setback
Year 4	$285	3	1	Stable
Year 5	$430	4	1	Stable
Year 6	$505	5	1	Stable
Year 7	$605	5	2	1 Strike Left
Year 8	$680	5	3	Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Sleep When Liquidated is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record

0W / 0L

0 battles logged to date

Board Win Rate

—

Awaiting first showdown

Active Board Snapshots

8 Filings

Years 1 through 8

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived

YEAR 1 $95 0W - 0S

Assets

Pop

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 30 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Mom

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

9.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

◆ + 15 Funding

Full Dossier →

Hard Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Salesperson

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 60.

▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 15 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 2 $160 1W - 0S

Assets

⚡

Disruptive

Pop

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 30 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Mom

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

9.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

◆ + 15 Funding

Full Dossier →

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Salesperson

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 120.

▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 30 Funding

Full Dossier →

Watchdog

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 25 Moat.

▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 60.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Shop Local

POLICY

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

YEAR 3 $220 2W - 0S

Assets

⚡

Disruptive

Pop

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 30 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Mom

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

9.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

◆ + 15 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Disruptive

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Salesperson

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 120.

▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 30 Funding

Full Dossier →

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

8.0

SEC

▸ Gain 10 Moat.

▸ Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 60.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Fair Wages

BASIC

MEDIUM SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ Your Humans act 15% faster.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Shop Local

POLICY

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 4 $285 2W - 1S

Assets

Kanban

BASIC

MEDIUM SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.

▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Disruptive

Pop

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Mom

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

9.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

◆ + 15 Funding

Full Dossier →

Salesperson

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 120.

▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 30 Funding

Full Dossier →

Busy Receptionist

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

4.0

SEC

▸ Gain 30 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Disruptive

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Consultant

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 60.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Watchdog

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 50 Moat.

▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Shop Local

POLICY

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Living Wage

POLICY

▸ Your Humans act 10% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

YEAR 5 $355 3W - 1S

Assets

Kanban

BASIC

MEDIUM SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.

▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Disruptive

Pop

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 120 Loss.

▸ Profit 80.

▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 120.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 20 Funding

Full Dossier →

Salesperson

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 120.

▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 30 Funding

Full Dossier →

Mom

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

9.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

◆ + 15 Funding

Full Dossier →

Consultant

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Busy Receptionist

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

4.0

SEC

▸ Gain 30 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Disruptive

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 60.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Agile

Watchdog

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 50 Moat.

▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.

Buzzword

Agile

▸ 10% faster.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Shop Local

POLICY

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Living Wage

POLICY

▸ Your Humans act 10% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY

▸ Your assets grant 10 more Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

YEAR 6 $430 4W - 1S

Assets

Kanban

BASIC

MEDIUM SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.

▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

+++

⚡

Disruptive

Pop

ENTERPRISE

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 240 Loss.

▸ Profit 160.

▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 40 Funding

Full Dossier →

Salesperson

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 120.

▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 30 Funding

Full Dossier →

Mom

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

9.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

◆ + 15 Funding

Full Dossier →

Consultant

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 160 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 20 Funding

Full Dossier →

Busy Receptionist

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

4.0

SEC

▸ Gain 30 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Disruptive

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 60.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Agile

Watchdog

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 50 Moat.

▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.

Buzzword

Agile

▸ 10% faster.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Shop Local

POLICY

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Living Wage

POLICY

▸ Your Humans act 10% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY

▸ Your assets grant 10 more Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

YEAR 7 $605 5W - 1S

Assets

Kanban

BASIC

MEDIUM SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.

▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

+++

⚡

Disruptive

Pop

ENTERPRISE

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 240 Loss.

▸ Profit 160.

▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 40 Funding

Full Dossier →

Salesperson

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 120.

▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 30 Funding

Full Dossier →

Mom

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

9.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

◆ + 15 Funding

Full Dossier →

Consultant

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 160 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 20 Funding

Full Dossier →

Busy Receptionist

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

4.0

SEC

▸ Gain 30 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Disruptive

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Unionized

Unpaid Intern

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 60.

Buzzword

Unionized

▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Agile

Watchdog

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 50 Moat.

▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.

Buzzword

Agile

▸ 10% faster.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS

▸ Permanently gain +3 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Shop Local

POLICY

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Living Wage

POLICY

▸ Your Humans act 10% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY PLUS

▸ Your assets grant 15 more Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 200 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 8 $680 5W - 2S

Assets

Kanban

PLUS

MEDIUM SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1.

▸ 5s.

▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 16 Funding

Full Dossier →

+++

⚡

Disruptive

Pop

ENTERPRISE

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 240 Loss.

▸ Profit 160.

▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 40 Funding

Full Dossier →

Salesperson

PRO

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 120.

▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 30 Funding

Full Dossier →

Mom

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

9.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

◆ + 30 Funding

Full Dossier →

+++

Consultant

ENTERPRISE

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 320 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 40 Funding

Full Dossier →

Busy Receptionist

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

4.0

SEC

▸ Gain 30 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Disruptive

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Unionized

Unpaid Intern

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 60.

Buzzword

Unionized

▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Agile

Watchdog

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 50 Moat.

▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.

Buzzword

Agile

▸ 10% faster.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS

▸ Permanently gain +3 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Shop Local

POLICY

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Living Wage

POLICY

▸ Your Humans act 10% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY PLUS

▸ Your assets grant 15 more Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 200 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding