Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Bankruptcy Filed
Coffee Shop Squatters
Founder: Baron •
Closed: Fiscal Year 8 •
Build: 1.0.0
• CONTENT 30DEE960
• Filed: September 13, 2026 at 12:16 UTC
Final Valuation
$745
Final Liquid Funding
$1,979
Fiscal Review Record
5 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Executive Lineup (Board)
✦ MVP ✦
Patented
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Litigious
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Disruptive
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Disruptive
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
In-House Counsel
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scapegoat
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Remove 1 Scandal.
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Collections Agent
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Enacted Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#5
POLICY
PRO
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 34.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
#6
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#7
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#8
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 14.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 8, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $160 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $210 | 1 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $270 | 2 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $335 | 3 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 5 | $435 | 4 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 6 | $510 | 5 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 7 | $670 | 5 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 8 | $745 | 5 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Coffee Shop Squatters is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
5W
/
9L
14 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
35.7%
5 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
8 Filings
Years 1 through 8
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Assets
Patented
BASIC
Litigious
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Patented
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Litigious
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Scapegoat
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Remove 1 Scandal.
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Assets
Patented
BASIC
Litigious
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Patented
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Litigious
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
⚡
Disruptive
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
In-House Counsel
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scapegoat
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Remove 1 Scandal.
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
Patented
BASIC
Litigious
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Patented
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Litigious
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
⚡
Disruptive
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
In-House Counsel
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scapegoat
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Remove 1 Scandal.
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Policies
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
Patented
BASIC
Litigious
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Patented
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Litigious
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
⚡
Disruptive
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
In-House Counsel
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scapegoat
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Remove 1 Scandal.
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Policies
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Assets
+
Patented
PLUS
Litigious
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Patented
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Litigious
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
⚡
Disruptive
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
In-House Counsel
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scapegoat
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Remove 1 Scandal.
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Policies
+
+
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
+
Patented
PLUS
Litigious
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Patented
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Litigious
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
⚡
Disruptive
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
In-House Counsel
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scapegoat
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Remove 1 Scandal.
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Collections Agent
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
+
+
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PRO
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 34.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Assets
++
Patented
PRO
Litigious
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Patented
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Litigious
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
⚡
Disruptive
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
In-House Counsel
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scapegoat
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Remove 1 Scandal.
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Collections Agent
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
+
+
+
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PRO
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 34.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 14.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.