Agile
▸
10% faster.
Bankruptcy Filed
Ramen Ventures
Founder: Baron •
Closed: Fiscal Year 7 •
Build: 1.0.0
• CONTENT 30DEE960
• Filed: September 11, 2026 at 19:58 UTC
Final Valuation
$808
Final Liquid Funding
$1,246
Fiscal Review Record
4 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Executive Lineup (Board)
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸
Gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Paid Reporter
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Debt.
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
✦ MVP ✦
Agile
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 11 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Buzzword
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Keynote Speaker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Disruptive
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Litigious
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Marketing Strategist
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
When you apply Scandal, this gains +80 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Paid Reporter
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Snail Mail
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸
Profit 160.
▸
Remove 8 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Enacted Corporate Policies
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#5
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#7
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $180 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $295 | 2 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $355 | 3 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $420 | 4 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 5 | $518 | 4 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 6 | $677 | 4 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 7 | $808 | 4 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Ramen Ventures is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
5W
/
3L
8 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
62.5%
5 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
7 Filings
Years 1 through 7
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Advisor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
++
PRO
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Paid Reporter
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 6 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
Disruptive
PLUS
++
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Paid Reporter
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Debt.
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 6 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
⚡
Disruptive
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Marketing Strategist
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
▸
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Assets
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
Disruptive
PLUS
++
Litigious
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Paid Reporter
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Debt.
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 6 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
⚡
Disruptive
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
⚡
Litigious
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Marketing Strategist
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
▸
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Assets
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
+
Disruptive
PLUS
++
Litigious
PRO
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Paid Reporter
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Debt.
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 8 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +3 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Keynote Speaker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
⚡
Litigious
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Marketing Strategist
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
▸
When you apply Scandal, this gains +20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
▸
5s.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸
Gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Assets
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+++
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
+
Disruptive
PLUS
++
Litigious
PRO
++
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Paid Reporter
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Debt.
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 11 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Keynote Speaker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
⚡
Litigious
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Marketing Strategist
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
When you apply Scandal, this gains +40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Paid Reporter
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸
Gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+++
Agile
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
+
Disruptive
PLUS
++
Litigious
PRO
+++
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
+
PLUS
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸
Gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Paid Reporter
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Debt.
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
⚡
Agile
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 11 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Keynote Speaker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
⚡
Litigious
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Marketing Strategist
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
When you apply Scandal, this gains +80 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Paid Reporter
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Snail Mail
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸
Profit 160.
▸
Remove 8 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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Start each battle with 100 Moat.
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Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
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When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
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Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
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Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
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Start each battle with 60 Moat.
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Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.