Bankruptcy Filed

Cap Table Carnage

Founder: Baron • Closed: Fiscal Year 7 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 14, 2026 at 19:26 UTC

Final Valuation

$2,020

Final Liquid Funding

$1,661

Fiscal Review Record

4 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 80

Lean

Consultant

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

Buzzword

Lean

▸ 0.5s faster.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 20

Agile

Project Manager

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

8.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.

▸ 5s.

Buzzword

Agile

▸ 10% faster.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 25

Litigious

Corporate Spy

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 25 Loss.

▸ Apply 3 Scandal.

Buzzword

Litigious

▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 80

✦ MVP ✦

Unicorn

PLUS

MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.

▸ Gain 80 Moat.

▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 20 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 20

Patented

Animal Lover

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.

Buzzword

Patented

▸ +15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Leveraged

Corporate Mole

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ The rival loses -20 Valuation.

Buzzword

Leveraged

▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Headhunter

BASIC

MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE

10.0

SEC

▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.

Keywords

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 20

Disruptive

Graphic Designer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

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Enacted Corporate Policies

◆

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

◆

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

PLUS

◆

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS

▸ Your assets act 400 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 175 Funding

PLUS

◆

Regulatory Capture

POLICY PLUS

▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 30 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 200 Funding

PLUS

◆

Fortified

POLICY PLUS

▸ Your assets grant 35% more Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 200 Funding

◆

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

◆

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED

Cumulative Wins

Cumulative Losses

Bankruptcy Limit (3)

Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.

FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 7 • $2,020 VALUATION • 4 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)

Fiscal Year	Closing Valuation	Cumulative Wins	Cumulative Setbacks	Status
Year 1	$385	1	0	Stable
Year 2	$575	2	0	Stable
Year 3	$735	2	1	Setback
Year 4	$970	2	2	1 Strike Left
Year 5	$1,240	3	2	1 Strike Left
Year 6	$1,615	4	2	1 Strike Left
Year 7	$2,020	4	3	Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Cap Table Carnage is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record

1W / 2L

3 battles fought as rival board

Board Win Rate

33.3%

1 rival repelled

Active Board Snapshots

7 Filings

Years 1 through 7

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived

YEAR 1 $310 0W - 0S

Assets

Consultant

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Interest Check

BASIC

SMALL PROPERTY

8.0

SEC

▸ Gain 2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unicorn

BASIC

MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

YEAR 2 $500 1W - 0S

Assets

⚡

Lean

Consultant

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

Buzzword

Lean

▸ 0.5s faster.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Corporate Spy

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 25 Loss.

▸ Apply 3 Scandal.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unicorn

BASIC

MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Animal Lover

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Corporate Mole

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ The rival loses -20 Valuation.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 3 $685 2W - 0S

Assets

⚡

Lean

Consultant

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

Buzzword

Lean

▸ 0.5s faster.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Corporate Spy

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 25 Loss.

▸ Apply 3 Scandal.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unicorn

BASIC

MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Patented

Animal Lover

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.

Buzzword

Patented

▸ +15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Corporate Mole

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ The rival loses -20 Valuation.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

War Chest

BASIC

MEDIUM PROPERTY

9.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss, plus Loss equal to 40% of your Moat.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 9 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Regulatory Capture

POLICY

▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

YEAR 4 $920 2W - 1S

Assets

⚡

Lean

Consultant

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

Buzzword

Lean

▸ 0.5s faster.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Project Manager

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

8.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 10 Loss.

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Litigious

Corporate Spy

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 25 Loss.

▸ Apply 3 Scandal.

Buzzword

Litigious

▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unicorn

BASIC

MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Patented

Animal Lover

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.

Buzzword

Patented

▸ +15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Leveraged

Corporate Mole

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ The rival loses -20 Valuation.

Buzzword

Leveraged

▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Hard Worker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 10 Loss.

▸ Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

War Chest

BASIC

MEDIUM PROPERTY

9.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss, plus Loss equal to 40% of your Moat.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 9 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Regulatory Capture

POLICY

▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Fortified

POLICY

▸ Your assets grant 25% more Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

YEAR 5 $1,140 2W - 2S

Assets

⚡

Lean

Consultant

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

Buzzword

Lean

▸ 0.5s faster.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Project Manager

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

8.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.

▸ 5s.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Litigious

Corporate Spy

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 25 Loss.

▸ Apply 3 Scandal.

Buzzword

Litigious

▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unicorn

BASIC

MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Patented

Animal Lover

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.

Buzzword

Patented

▸ +15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Executive Assistant

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.

▸ Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Overwork

The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Leveraged

Corporate Mole

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ The rival loses -20 Valuation.

Buzzword

Leveraged

▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Animal Lover

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Graphic Designer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Regulatory Capture

POLICY

▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Fortified

POLICY

▸ Your assets grant 25% more Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 6 $1,440 3W - 2S

Assets

⚡

Lean

Consultant

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

Buzzword

Lean

▸ 0.5s faster.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Project Manager

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

8.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.

▸ 5s.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Litigious

Corporate Spy

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 25 Loss.

▸ Apply 3 Scandal.

Buzzword

Litigious

▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unicorn

BASIC

MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Patented

Animal Lover

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.

Buzzword

Patented

▸ +15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Leveraged

Corporate Mole

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ The rival loses -20 Valuation.

Buzzword

Leveraged

▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Headhunter

BASIC

MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE

10.0

SEC

▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.

Keywords

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Graphic Designer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS

▸ Your assets act 400 faster.

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◆ + 175 Funding

Regulatory Capture

POLICY PLUS

▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 30 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

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◆ + 200 Funding

Fortified

POLICY PLUS

▸ Your assets grant 35% more Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

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◆ + 200 Funding

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

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◆ + 150 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

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◆ + 125 Funding

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

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◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 7 $1,845 4W - 2S

Assets

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Lean

Consultant

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 80 Loss.

Buzzword

Lean

▸ 0.5s faster.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 10 Funding

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Agile

Project Manager

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

8.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.

▸ 5s.

Buzzword

Agile

▸ 10% faster.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 12 Funding

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Litigious

Corporate Spy

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 25 Loss.

▸ Apply 3 Scandal.

Buzzword

Litigious

▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 7 Funding

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Unicorn

PLUS

MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME

8.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.

▸ Gain 80 Moat.

▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 20 Funding

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Patented

Animal Lover

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.

Buzzword

Patented

▸ +15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 10 Funding

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Leveraged

Corporate Mole

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ The rival loses -20 Valuation.

Buzzword

Leveraged

▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 12 Funding

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Headhunter

BASIC

MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE

10.0

SEC

▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.

Keywords

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 12 Funding

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Disruptive

Graphic Designer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

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Policies

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

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◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

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◆ + 125 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS

▸ Your assets act 400 faster.

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◆ + 175 Funding

Regulatory Capture

POLICY PLUS

▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 30 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

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◆ + 200 Funding

Fortified

POLICY PLUS

▸ Your assets grant 35% more Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

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◆ + 200 Funding

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

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◆ + 150 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

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◆ + 125 Funding

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

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◆ + 125 Funding