MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Duct Tape Dynamics

Founder: Sergei • Closed: Fiscal Year 4 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 14, 2026 at 20:47 UTC
Final Valuation
$300
Final Liquid Funding
$42
Fiscal Review Record
1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

#0
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.
5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 40
Feedback Loop

Feedback Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 40
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 20
Prompt Engineer

Prompt Engineer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent AI 3s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
#6
Rubber Duck
Gamified
Gamified

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Gamified
Gamified
Fills 25% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker
Blockchain-Enabled
✦ MVP ✦
Blockchain-Enabled

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 15
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 20
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Aggressive Pricing
#1
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Recurring Revenue
#2
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Automated
#3
POLICY
Your Machines act 10% faster.
Aggressive Expansion
#4
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
#5
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 4 $300 VALUATION 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $110 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $110 Valuation Yr 2 $150 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $150 Valuation Yr 3 $210 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $210 Valuation Yr 4 $300 Fiscal Year 4: 1 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $300 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $110 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $150 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $210 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $300 1 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Duct Tape Dynamics is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
3W / 2L
5 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
60.0%
3 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
+
Blockchain-Enabled

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 2 $150 0W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
+
Blockchain-Enabled

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 3 $210 0W - 2S
Assets
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Stock 1.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Feedback Loop

Feedback Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Rubber Duck
Gamified

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Gamified
Gamified
Fills 25% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Robot Worker
+
Blockchain-Enabled

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Automated
POLICY
Your Machines act 10% faster.
YEAR 4 $300 1W - 2S
Assets
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.
5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Feedback Loop

Feedback Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Data Analyst
+

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Prompt Engineer
+

Prompt Engineer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent AI 3s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Rubber Duck
Gamified

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Gamified
Gamified
Fills 25% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Robot Worker
+
Blockchain-Enabled

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Automated
POLICY
Your Machines act 10% faster.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.