MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Endowments & Grants Directory / event.gift.neighborhood_stray
STATUS: RATIFIED DISBURSEMENT
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SEC FORM 8-K · STATUTORY CAPITAL DISBURSEMENT
REF #0F9542B1
The Neighborhood Stray
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The Neighborhood Stray

Mrs. Gable left a taped cardboard box with air holes punched in the lid right beside the cash register, along with half a bag of kibble and an apologetic note.

COLLECT OFFER ◈
RATIFIED TREASURY ENDORSEMENT
CORPORATE TREASURY DISBURSED DISBURSED IN FULL ◈ FISCAL YEAR AUDITED
BOARDROOM INCIDENT RECORD HISTORICAL PROSE
“Mrs. Gable left a taped cardboard box with air holes punched in the lid right beside the cash register, along with half a bag of kibble and an apologetic note.”

Statutory Filing Specifications

Form 8-K Regulatory Docket

Distribution limitations and encounter parameters governing this corporate windfall:

Filing Identifier event.gift.neighborhood_stray Canonical Asset ID
Disbursement Era Early-to-Mid Corporate Lifecycle (Years 1–4) Early Scalability Window
Encounter Weight 75 / 100 High Distribution Probability
Run Limitation 1 appearance max per run Non-repeatable Windfall
ART DIRECTION ARCHIVE SPECIFICATION:

“a taped cardboard box with ventilation holes punched in the side, sitting beside a brass counter bell”

Statutory Disbursement Terms & Benefits

1 Covenant

Immediate capital allocations delivered upon signing the grant resolution:

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Asset Allocation
Free Animal Asset to Reserves
Target Roster Category: Animal

Eligible Asset Pool Available for Disbursement

26 Assets

When accepted, one of the following unencumbered units is delivered to corporate reserves:

Black Swan
Rare Small

Black Swan

$14 2.5 L/s
Code Monkey
Common Small

Code Monkey

$12 3.3 L/s
Corporate Mole
Common Small

Corporate Mole

$12 Utility
Enterprise Whale
Rare Large

Enterprise Whale

$28 +6.3 P/s
Fail Whale
Uncommon Large

Fail Whale

$16 +5.0 M/s
Fat Cat
Uncommon Medium

Fat Cat

$18 +5.6 P/s
Golden Goose
Common Small

Golden Goose

$12 +12.5 P/s
Guinea Pig
Common Small

Guinea Pig

$10 Utility
Loan Shark
Uncommon Small

Loan Shark

$12 4.0 L/s
Office Canary
Common Small

Office Canary

$12 +6.7 M/s
Office Cat
Common Small

Office Cat

$12 +3.3 M/s
Office Dog
Common Small

Office Dog

$12 +3.3 P/s

Executive Acceptance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
Pick Rate
12.5% (5 / 40 Offered)

Percentage of game quarters where the executive team chose to claim this grant instead of rival options.

Offered / Seen 40
Accepted / Claimed 5
Declined / Passed 35
VERSION 1.0.0 BENCHMARK -13.3% vs Median

Selective Tactical Pick. Taken primarily by specialized founders whose archetypes maximize this asset class. Across all 39 grants in this build, median acceptance is 25.8%.

Recent Corporate Filings

6 Recent Filings
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CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$365 Valuation
about 3 hours ago
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CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$880 Valuation
about 7 hours ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$590 Valuation
about 8 hours ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$785 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$375 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$680 Valuation
2 days ago