Bankruptcy Filed

Instant Noodle Equity

Founder: Scrappy • Closed: Fiscal Year 5 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 12, 2026 at 04:36 UTC

Final Valuation

$717

Final Liquid Funding

$917

Fiscal Review Record

2 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 20 ▲ 20

Patented

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Patented

▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 40

In-House Counsel

BASIC

MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 20 ▼ 20

Disruptive

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Synergized

Keynote Speaker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Buzzword

Synergized

▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 20

✦ MVP ✦

Animal Lover

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 60

Pink Elephant

BASIC

MEDIUM ANIMAL

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 60 Moat.

▸ Gain 5 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Agile

Early Adopter

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +8 Valuation.

Buzzword

Agile

▸ 10% faster.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 18

Viral Post

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 18 Loss.

▸ Windfall 30%.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

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Enacted Corporate Policies

◆

Quality Assurance

POLICY

▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Austerity Measures

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 60 Moat.

▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

◆

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Underdog

POLICY

▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

◆

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

POLICY SLOT

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED

Cumulative Wins

Cumulative Losses

Bankruptcy Limit (3)

Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.

FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 5 • $717 VALUATION • 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)

Fiscal Year	Closing Valuation	Cumulative Wins	Cumulative Setbacks	Status
Year 1	$200	0	1	Setback
Year 2	$280	0	2	1 Strike Left
Year 3	$380	1	2	1 Strike Left
Year 4	$485	2	2	1 Strike Left
Year 5	$717	2	3	Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Instant Noodle Equity is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record

1W / 3L

4 battles fought as rival board

Board Win Rate

25.0%

1 rival repelled

Active Board Snapshots

5 Filings

Years 1 through 5

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

5 Years Archived

YEAR 1 $164 0W - 0S

Assets

Hard Worker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 10 Loss.

▸ Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Keynote Speaker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Early Adopter

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +8 Valuation.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

YEAR 2 $270 0W - 1S

Assets

Hard Worker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 10 Loss.

▸ Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Keynote Speaker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Pink Elephant

BASIC

MEDIUM ANIMAL

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 60 Moat.

▸ Gain 5 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Viral Post

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 18 Loss.

▸ Windfall 30%.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Underdog Story

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 18 Loss.

▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Quality Assurance

POLICY

▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Austerity Measures

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 60 Moat.

▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

YEAR 3 $350 0W - 2S

Assets

⚡

Patented

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Patented

▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

In-House Counsel

BASIC

MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Keynote Speaker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Animal Lover

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Pink Elephant

BASIC

MEDIUM ANIMAL

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 60 Moat.

▸ Gain 5 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Quality Assurance

POLICY

▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Austerity Measures

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 60 Moat.

▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 4 $455 1W - 2S

Assets

⚡

Patented

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Patented

▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

In-House Counsel

BASIC

MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Disruptive

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Synergized

Keynote Speaker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Buzzword

Synergized

▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Animal Lover

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Pink Elephant

BASIC

MEDIUM ANIMAL

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 60 Moat.

▸ Gain 5 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Quality Assurance

POLICY

▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Austerity Measures

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 60 Moat.

▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Underdog

POLICY

▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

YEAR 5 $598 2W - 2S

Assets

⚡

Patented

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Buzzword

Patented

▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

In-House Counsel

BASIC

MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit

The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Disruptive

Loan Shark

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Debt.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Synergized

Keynote Speaker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Buzzword

Synergized

▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Animal Lover

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Pink Elephant

BASIC

MEDIUM ANIMAL

6.0

SEC

▸ Gain 60 Moat.

▸ Gain 5 Scandal.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Agile

Early Adopter

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

10.0

SEC

▸ Permanently gain +8 Valuation.

Buzzword

Agile

▸ 10% faster.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Viral Post

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 18 Loss.

▸ Windfall 30%.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Quality Assurance

POLICY

▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Austerity Measures

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 60 Moat.

▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Underdog

POLICY

▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding