MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Lodestar Equity Partners

Founder: Mom & Pop • Closed: Fiscal Year 6 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 12, 2026 at 15:11 UTC
Final Valuation
$450
Final Liquid Funding
$1,622
Fiscal Review Record
3 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▲ 6
Delivery Bike
Disruptive
Disruptive

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit 6.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 20
Sunday Dinner

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Fast Track your Humans 2s.
Gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 60 ▲ 40
Pop
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 250
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 15
Account Manager
Leveraged
Leveraged

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
Gain 30% Market Share.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
▼ 20
Data Scientist
Leveraged
Leveraged

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#7
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 500
Saturday Rush

Saturday Rush

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 10
Zoning Petition

Zoning Petition

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s.
Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Living Wage
#1
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Shop Local
#2
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Lean Operations
#3
Your assets act 300 faster.
Open Door Policy
PRO
#4
POLICY PRO
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 34.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Credit On The House
#5
Start each battle with 60 Moat and no Debt.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Recurring Revenue
#6
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 6, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 6 $450 VALUATION 3 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $105 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $105 Valuation Yr 2 $155 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $155 Valuation Yr 3 $230 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $230 Valuation Yr 4 $295 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $295 Valuation Yr 5 $365 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $365 Valuation Yr 6 $450 Fiscal Year 6: 3 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $450 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $105 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $155 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $230 2 1 Setback
Year 4 $295 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $365 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $450 3 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Lodestar Equity Partners is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
4W / 1L
5 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
80.0%
4 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 6

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $105 0W - 0S
Assets
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Saturday Rush

Saturday Rush

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
YEAR 2 $155 1W - 0S
Assets
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Data Scientist
Leveraged

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop
Disruptive

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
YEAR 4 $295 2W - 1S
Assets
Delivery Bike
Disruptive

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit 6.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
Disruptive

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
Gain 30% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Data Scientist
Leveraged

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Saturday Rush

Saturday Rush

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Zoning Petition

Zoning Petition

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s.
Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 6 $450 3W - 2S
Assets
Delivery Bike
Disruptive

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit 6.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sunday Dinner

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Fast Track your Humans 2s.
Gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+
Disruptive

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Account Manager
Leveraged

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
Gain 30% Market Share.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Data Scientist
Leveraged

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Saturday Rush

Saturday Rush

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Zoning Petition

Zoning Petition

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s.
Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PRO
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 34.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Credit On The House
Start each battle with 60 Moat and no Debt.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.