MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Duct Tape Dynamics

Founder: Mom & Pop • Closed: Fiscal Year 8 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 12, 2026 at 09:29 UTC
Final Valuation
$1,165
Final Liquid Funding
$2,492
Fiscal Review Record
5 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▲ 15
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 6
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 240 ▲ 160
Pop
Leveraged
✦ MVP ✦
Leveraged

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 500
Mom
Agile
Agile

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈ 10
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 40
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 100
Back Room
Agile
Agile

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
Profit 100.
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 16
Fire Sale

Fire Sale

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 16 Loss.
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
#9
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Remove 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Aggressive Pricing
#1
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
PLUS
#2
POLICY PLUS
Your assets act 400 faster.
Shop Local
#3
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Living Wage
#4
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Open Door Policy
#5
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Grassroots Growth
#6
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
#7
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Austerity Measures
#8
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 8, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 8 $1,165 VALUATION 5 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $95 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $95 Valuation Yr 2 $145 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $145 Valuation Yr 3 $205 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $205 Valuation Yr 4 $270 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $270 Valuation Yr 5 $365 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $365 Valuation Yr 6 $515 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $515 Valuation Yr 7 $590 Fiscal Year 7: 5 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $590 Valuation Yr 8 $1,165 Fiscal Year 8: 5 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $1,165 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $95 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $145 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $205 2 1 Setback
Year 4 $270 3 1 Stable
Year 5 $365 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $515 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $590 5 2 1 Strike Left
Year 8 $1,165 5 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Duct Tape Dynamics is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
6W / 3L
9 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
66.7%
6 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
8 Filings
Years 1 through 8

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $95 0W - 0S
Assets
Pop
Leveraged

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
YEAR 2 $145 1W - 0S
Assets
Pop
Leveraged

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
Profit 100.
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
YEAR 3 $205 2W - 0S
Assets
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
Leveraged

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
Profit 100.
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
YEAR 4 $270 2W - 1S
Assets
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+
Leveraged

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
Profit 100.
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fire Sale

Fire Sale

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 16 Loss.
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
+
POLICY PLUS
Your assets act 400 faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 5 $365 3W - 1S
Assets
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+
Leveraged

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
Profit 100.
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fire Sale

Fire Sale

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 16 Loss.
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
+
POLICY PLUS
Your assets act 400 faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Austerity Measures
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 6 $440 3W - 2S
Assets
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+++
Leveraged

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
Profit 100.
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fire Sale

Fire Sale

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 16 Loss.
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
+
POLICY PLUS
Your assets act 400 faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Austerity Measures
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 7 $515 4W - 2S
Assets
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+++
Leveraged

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
Agile

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Back Room
Agile

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
Profit 100.
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fire Sale

Fire Sale

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 16 Loss.
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
+
POLICY PLUS
Your assets act 400 faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Austerity Measures
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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Assets
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+++
Leveraged

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+
Agile

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Back Room
Agile

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
Profit 100.
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Fire Sale

Fire Sale

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 16 Loss.
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Remove 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
+
POLICY PLUS
Your assets act 400 faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Austerity Measures
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.