MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Aegis Instruments

Founder: Mom & Pop • Closed: Fiscal Year 5 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 12, 2026 at 23:04 UTC
Final Valuation
$605
Final Liquid Funding
$1,112
Fiscal Review Record
2 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

#0
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 60 ▲ 40
Pop
Leveraged
✦ MVP ✦
Leveraged

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 500
Mom

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▲ 24
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 24 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 30
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⇈ 1
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
▼ 36
Final Notice
Leveraged
Leveraged

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Inflict 36 Loss.
Stock 2.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
⇈ 2
Local Supplier

Local Supplier

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▲ 40
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Austerity Measures
#1
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
PLUS
#2
POLICY PLUS
Your assets act 400 faster.
Aggressive Pricing
#3
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Shop Local
#4
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Credit On The House
#5
Start each battle with 60 Moat and no Debt.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Underdog
#6
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Aggressive Expansion
#7
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 5 $605 VALUATION 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $105 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $105 Valuation Yr 2 $185 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $185 Valuation Yr 3 $275 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $275 Valuation Yr 4 $430 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $430 Valuation Yr 5 $605 Fiscal Year 5: 2 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $605 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $105 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $185 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $275 2 1 Setback
Year 4 $430 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $605 2 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Aegis Instruments is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
1W / 2L
3 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
33.3%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $105 0W - 0S
Assets
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Inflict 36 Loss.
Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
YEAR 2 $155 1W - 0S
Assets
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Inflict 36 Loss.
Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
Austerity Measures
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
YEAR 3 $265 2W - 0S
Assets
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
+

Loyal Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 24 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Inflict 36 Loss.
Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
Austerity Measures
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
+
POLICY PLUS
Your assets act 400 faster.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
YEAR 4 $315 2W - 1S
Assets
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
Leveraged

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
+

Loyal Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 24 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Inflict 36 Loss.
Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
Austerity Measures
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
+
POLICY PLUS
Your assets act 400 faster.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.