Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Bankruptcy Filed
Sleep When Liquidated
Founder: Sergei •
Closed: Fiscal Year 5 •
Build: 1.0.0
• CONTENT 30DEE960
• Filed: September 11, 2026 at 19:59 UTC
Final Valuation
$450
Final Liquid Funding
$859
Fiscal Review Record
2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Executive Lineup (Board)
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
✦ MVP ✦
Lean
Data Warehouse
LARGE
PROPERTY
AI
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 44 for each Machine you control.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Gamified
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
+25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.
▸
5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
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Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Enacted Corporate Policies
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#5
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $180 | 0 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 3 | $240 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $315 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $450 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Sleep When Liquidated is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
1W
/
1L
2 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
50.0%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Data Warehouse
LARGE
PROPERTY
AI
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 44 for each Machine you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 10% faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
Gamified
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Data Warehouse
LARGE
PROPERTY
AI
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 44 for each Machine you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Gamified
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
+25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.
▸
5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 10% faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
+
Lean
PLUS
+
Gamified
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Lean
Data Warehouse
LARGE
PROPERTY
AI
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 44 for each Machine you control.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Gamified
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
+25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.
▸
5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 10% faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
+
Lean
PLUS
+
Gamified
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Lean
Data Warehouse
LARGE
PROPERTY
AI
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 44 for each Machine you control.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Gamified
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
+25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.
▸
5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 10% faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.