Synergized
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At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Bankruptcy Filed
Lean & Malnourished
Founder: Scrappy •
Closed: Fiscal Year 3 •
Build: 1.0.0
• CONTENT 30DEE960
• Filed: September 11, 2026 at 17:49 UTC
Final Valuation
$225
Final Liquid Funding
$376
Fiscal Review Record
0 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Executive Lineup (Board)
Synergized
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
Remove 4 Debt.
Buzzword
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Disruptive
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
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Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive
Advisor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 30.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Referral Program
SMALL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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#8
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#9
Enacted Corporate Policies
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#1
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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#3
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
#4
#5
#6
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 3, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $90 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $140 | 0 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 3 | $225 | 0 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Lean & Malnourished is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
2L
2 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
3 Filings
Years 1 through 3
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Advisor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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Assets
BASIC
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Disruptive
Advisor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 30.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Referral Program
SMALL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Snail Mail
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
Synergized
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Synergized
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
▸
Remove 4 Debt.
Buzzword
Synergized
▸
At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
⚡
Disruptive
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
⚡
Disruptive
Advisor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 30.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Referral Program
SMALL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.