MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Kinetic Logistics Group

Founder: Baron • Closed: Fiscal Year 4 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 10, 2026 at 23:37 UTC
Final Valuation
$1,815
Final Liquid Funding
$340
Fiscal Review Record
1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⇈ 3
Interest Check

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
▲ 120
Trust Fund

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
Profit 120.
At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 80
Offshore Account

Offshore Account

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 80.
Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▲ 60
Advisor

Advisor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent assets 3s.
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 30
Oil Well
✦ MVP ✦

Oil Well

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Lean Operations
#1
Your assets act 300 faster.
Work/Life Balance
#2
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fortified
#3
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 4 $1,815 VALUATION 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $160 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 2 $250 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $250 Valuation Yr 3 $750 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $750 Valuation Yr 4 $1,815 Fiscal Year 4: 1 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $1,815 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $160 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $250 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $750 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $1,815 1 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Kinetic Logistics Group is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 2L
2 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $160 0W - 0S
Assets
Kanban
+

Kanban

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1.
5s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Offshore Account
+

Offshore Account

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 80.
Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
YEAR 2 $210 0W - 1S
Assets
Kanban
+

Kanban

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1.
5s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Sales Training

Sales Training

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Trust Fund

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
Profit 120.
At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
YEAR 3 $350 0W - 2S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Sales Training
+

Sales Training

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +5 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Offshore Account
+

Offshore Account

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 80.
Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Trust Fund

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
Profit 120.
At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Oil Well

Oil Well

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 4 $1,215 1W - 2S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Trust Fund

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
Profit 120.
At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Offshore Account
+

Offshore Account

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 80.
Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Advisor
+

Advisor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent assets 3s.
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Oil Well

Oil Well

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.