MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.real_estate_office
Changed in 1.1.0 STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Real Estate Office
Asset Market 🏷️ +5% PREMIUM 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 0.95 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–7

Real Estate Office

“A streetfront brokerage handling commercial deeds, corporate leases, and campus parcels.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.real_estate_office

Buy commercial property

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +5% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 75
Stocking Mechanism: Dynamic Tag Filter: Property (35 Eligible Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Cubicle Farm (8 sold) Patent Portfolio (4 sold) Daddy's Company (3 sold) Interest Check (3 sold) Price Gouging (3 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
21.1% (40 / 190 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.95 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 0.95 cards per stop (32% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
38 items ($758 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (3 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$63 NEW UNIT about 6 hours ago
$18 NEW UNIT 4 days ago
$18 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$16 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$29 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$16 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$18 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$14 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$21 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$21 NEW UNIT 8 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Real Estate Office's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

9 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 14 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 12 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
1-SLOT
Black Turtleneck

Black Turtleneck

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Gain 20 Valuation.
Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.
Gain 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Black Turtleneck

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$63 Funding List: $60
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Valuation. Fast Track a random Scheme 1s. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 100.0% (1/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Salvage Yard

Salvage Yard

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
Profit 10.
When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Salvage Yard

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$52 Funding List: $50
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 10. When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 50.0% (2/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Comfy Chair

Comfy Chair

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Comfy Chair

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.

Pick Rate 41.9% (13/31)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 100
3-SLOT
Lights-Out Factory

Lights-Out Factory

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Profit 100.
Scale +1 while you control no Humans.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Lights-Out Factory

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$29 Funding List: $28
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 100. Scale +1 while you control no Humans.

Pick Rate 40.0% (10/25)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 22
3-SLOT
Data Warehouse

Data Warehouse

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY AI
8.0
SEC
Profit 22 for each Machine you control.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Data Warehouse

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$29 Funding List: $28
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 22 for each Machine you control.

Pick Rate 40.0% (14/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 100
2-SLOT
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
Profit 100.
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Back Room

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 100. Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.

Pick Rate 35.0% (7/20)
Win Rate 45.5% (5W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Price Gouging

Price Gouging

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
Gain 3 Revenue.
Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Price Gouging

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 3 Revenue. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 34.3% (12/35)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
⇈ 4 ◈ 40
3-SLOT
Orbital Tax Haven

Orbital Tax Haven

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
Remove 100% of your Debt.
Gain 4 Revenue.
Gain 40 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Orbital Tax Haven

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$29 Funding List: $28
+5% PREMIUM

Remove 100% of your Debt. Gain 4 Revenue. Gain 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 30.8% (4/13)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 100 ⇈ 2
3-SLOT
Generational Wealth

Generational Wealth

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
Profit 100.
When an adjacent asset gains Moat, gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Generational Wealth

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$29 Funding List: $28
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 100. When an adjacent asset gains Moat, gain 2 Revenue.

Pick Rate 29.2% (7/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Apartment Upstairs

Apartment Upstairs

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
10.0
SEC
Gain 3 Revenue.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Apartment Upstairs

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 3 Revenue. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 26.7% (4/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 1 ▲ 10
2-SLOT
Cubicle Farm

Cubicle Farm

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
Gain 1 Revenue.
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Cubicle Farm

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 1 Revenue. When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.

Pick Rate 25.0% (22/88)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
▲ 10
3-SLOT
Fundraising Gala

Fundraising Gala

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
3.0
SEC
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fundraising Gala

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$26 Funding List: $25
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 10 for each Human you control.

Pick Rate 25.0% (4/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 12
2-SLOT
War Chest

War Chest

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss, plus Loss equal to 40% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

War Chest

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 12 Loss, plus Loss equal to 40% of your Moat.

Pick Rate 24.3% (9/37)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Petty Cash

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 40. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 22.2% (40/180)
Win Rate 6.3% (1W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
⇈ 4 ◈ 15
2-SLOT
Main Street

Main Street

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Gain 4 Revenue.
Gain 15 Moat.
Adjacent Humans grant +5 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Main Street

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 4 Revenue. Gain 15 Moat. Adjacent Humans grant +5 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.2% (2/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ◈ 20
2-SLOT
Family Office

Family Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 50.
When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Family Office

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 50. When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.

Pick Rate 21.9% (7/32)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Patent Portfolio

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 21.1% (24/114)
Win Rate 10.0% (1W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
3-SLOT
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Gain 3 Revenue.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Solar Farm

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$26 Funding List: $25
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 3 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.

Pick Rate 21.1% (12/57)
Win Rate 8.3% (1W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 2
1-SLOT
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Interest Check

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 2 Revenue.

Pick Rate 19.0% (8/42)
Win Rate 16.7% (3W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 8
2-SLOT
Community Board

Community Board

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Community Board

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.

Pick Rate 18.2% (4/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30 ⇈ 1
2-SLOT
Side Hustle

Side Hustle

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Side Hustle

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 30. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 17.0% (9/53)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 30
3-SLOT
Oil Well

Oil Well

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Oil Well

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$29 Funding List: $28
+5% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +40 Valuation. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 16.7% (3/18)
Win Rate 11.1% (1W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 40
3-SLOT
Daddy's Company

Daddy's Company

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
Profit 40.
The first time your Cash falls below half, Profit 160.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Daddy's Company

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$29 Funding List: $28
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 40. The first time your Cash falls below half, Profit 160.

Pick Rate 16.0% (4/25)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Open Office

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 15. When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.

Pick Rate 15.6% (20/128)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Well-oiled Factory

Well-oiled Factory

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Profit 40.
When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Well-oiled Factory

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 40. When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.

Pick Rate 14.3% (6/42)
Win Rate 10.0% (1W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
⇈ 5
2-SLOT
Old Money

Old Money

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
Gain 5 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Old Money

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 5 Revenue.

Pick Rate 12.5% (3/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 5 ▲ 25
3-SLOT
Still Open

Still Open

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
Gain 5 Revenue.
Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, Profit 25 and gain 15 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Still Open

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$23 Funding List: $22
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 5 Revenue. Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, Profit 25 and gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 10.0% (1/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 120
2-SLOT
Trust Fund

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
Profit 120.
At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Trust Fund

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$23 Funding List: $22
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 120. At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
3-SLOT
Golden Highrise

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Golden Highrise

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 30 Moat. This permanently gains +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Vacant Lot

Vacant Lot

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
PASSIVE
When you sell this, gain 30 Funding.

Vacant Lot

Common ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$63 Funding List: $60
+5% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain 30 Funding.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 50
1-SLOT
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
Audit one of your Employees 1s.
Gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Nap Pod

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$52 Funding List: $50
+5% PREMIUM

Audit one of your Employees 1s. Gain 50 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Ping Pong Table

Ping Pong Table

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Ping Pong Table

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$94 Funding List: $90
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
1-SLOT
Kombucha Tap

Kombucha Tap

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE PROPERTY BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Kombucha Tap

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$47 Funding List: $45
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 40 Moat. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 60 ◈ 30
2-SLOT
Dog-Friendly Office

Dog-Friendly Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
Profit 60.
For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Dog-Friendly Office

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$84 Funding List: $80
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 60. For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Security System

Security System

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Security System

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here