MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Demo Day
Asset Market 🏷️ +10% PREMIUM 📦 4 Stock Slots ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–7

Demo Day

“Twelve founders, ten minutes each, one slide that says Uber for X. The coffee is cold and the valuations are not.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.demo_day

Buy pitches, pivots and vaporware

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +10% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 80
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (20 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
0.0% (0 / 2 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.0 cards / stop

Average volume acquired per founder visit once routed to this vendor.

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
0 items ($0 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Demo Day's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 13 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 7 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
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1-SLOT
Black Turtleneck

Black Turtleneck

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 30 Funding
Full Dossier →

Black Turtleneck

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$66 Funding List: $60
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Valuation. Fast Track a random Scheme 1s. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 100.0% (1/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Early Adopter

Early Adopter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +8 Valuation.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Early Adopter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +8 Valuation.

Pick Rate 50.0% (3/6)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
2-SLOT
Generative AI

Generative AI

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ At the start of the battle, become two copies of another small asset you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Generative AI

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding List: $20
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. At the start of the battle, become two copies of another small asset you control.

Pick Rate 50.0% (4/8)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Bootstrapped

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 28.6% (10/35)
Win Rate 25.0% (2W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 8
1-SLOT
Ad Network

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Ad Network

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.

Pick Rate 27.0% (17/63)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Viral Post

Viral Post

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 18 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Viral Post

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $10
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 18 Loss. Windfall 30%.

Pick Rate 25.0% (4/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Fundraiser

Fundraiser

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15 for each Tag among your assets.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Fundraiser

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$17 Funding List: $16
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 15 for each Tag among your assets.

Pick Rate 22.2% (2/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Unicorn

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding List: $20
+10% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +25 Valuation. Gain 40 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 16.4% (9/55)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 10
2-SLOT
Creative Accounting

Creative Accounting

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Revenue.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Creative Accounting

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding List: $20
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 10 Revenue. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 13.3% (2/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 40
2-SLOT
Miracle Analyzer

Miracle Analyzer

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal.
▸ When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 11 Funding
Full Dossier →

Miracle Analyzer

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$24 Funding List: $22
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 50. Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal. When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Community EBITDA

Community EBITDA

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Valuation.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Gain 2 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Community EBITDA

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$19 Funding List: $18
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 30 Valuation. Profit 15. Gain 2 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Tech Debt

Tech Debt

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 30 Funding
Full Dossier →

Tech Debt

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$66 Funding List: $60
+10% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent assets 1s. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15 ▼ 10
1-SLOT
Two-Pizza Team

Two-Pizza Team

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 35 Funding
Full Dossier →

Two-Pizza Team

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$77 Funding List: $70
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 15. Inflict 10 Loss. Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Vaporware

Vaporware

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

Vaporware

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$55 Funding List: $50
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 30 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 60
1-SLOT
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 30 Funding
Full Dossier →

Stealth Mode

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$66 Funding List: $60
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 60 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 1.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
The Idea Guy

The Idea Guy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

The Idea Guy

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 10. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
User Data

User Data

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.
◆ + 20 Funding
Full Dossier →

User Data

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$44 Funding List: $40
+10% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Sudden Pivot

Sudden Pivot

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain a random small Scheme.
◆ + 20 Funding
Full Dossier →

Sudden Pivot

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$44 Funding List: $40
+10% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain a random small Scheme.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30 ◈ 20
2-SLOT
Human in the Loop

Human in the Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM AI SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When an adjacent Human activates, Fast Track this 1s.
▸ If you control no Humans, this is Audited for 4s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Human in the Loop

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$19 Funding List: $18
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 30 Loss. Gain 20 Moat. When an adjacent Human activates, Fast Track this 1s. If you control no Humans, this is Audited for 4s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Synthetic Data

Synthetic Data

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Your AIs produce +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Synthetic Data

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $14
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 50. Your AIs produce +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here