MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.deal_room
New in 1.1.0 STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
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The Deal Room
Asset Market 🏷️ +10% PREMIUM 📦 3 Stock Slots ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 4–99

The Deal Room

“A conference room with the blinds drawn. Every folder on the table is either a target or a poison pill.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.deal_room

Buy merger and takeover assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +10% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 70
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (17 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
0.0% (0 / 1 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.0 cards / stop

Average volume acquired per founder visit once routed to this vendor.

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
0 items ($0 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Deal Room's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

5 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 9 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 3 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
◈ 40
2-SLOT
Shell Company

Shell Company

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Shell Company

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding List: $20
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 40 Moat. If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.

Pick Rate 40.0% (2/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 120
1-SLOT
Golden Parachute

Golden Parachute

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Golden Parachute

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.

Pick Rate 33.3% (6/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Apply 1 Debt.
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Vulture Capitalist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $14
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. Apply 1 Debt. When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.

Pick Rate 27.7% (18/65)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 120
3-SLOT
Mass Layoffs

Mass Layoffs

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Gain 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Mass Layoffs

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$27 Funding List: $25
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 120. Gain 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 27.3% (3/11)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Non-compete Agreement

Non-compete Agreement

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Slow the rival's Employees 3s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Non-compete Agreement

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$19 Funding List: $18
+10% PREMIUM

Slow the rival's Employees 3s.

Pick Rate 25.0% (3/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Gain 40 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Unicorn

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding List: $20
+10% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +25 Valuation. Gain 40 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 16.4% (9/55)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Headhunter

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$27 Funding List: $25
+10% PREMIUM

Liquidate the smallest rival asset.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/5)
Win Rate 9.1% (1W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 2
2-SLOT
Corporate Espionage

Corporate Espionage

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
The rival loses -2 Revenue.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Corporate Espionage

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding List: $20
+10% PREMIUM

The rival loses -2 Revenue. Gain 2 Revenue.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 90 ▼ 90
2-SLOT
Private Equity

Private Equity

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Liquidate the asset to your right.
Profit 90.
Inflict 90 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Private Equity

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$24 Funding List: $22
+10% PREMIUM

Liquidate the asset to your right. Profit 90. Inflict 90 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
3-SLOT
Investor

Investor

BASIC
LARGE HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Profit 20 for each of your Employees.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Investor

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$27 Funding List: $25
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 20 for each of your Employees.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Golden Handcuffs

Golden Handcuffs

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Slow adjacent Employees by 1s.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Golden Handcuffs

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$88 Funding List: $80
+10% PREMIUM

Slow adjacent Employees by 1s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Acqui-hire

Acqui-hire

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.

Acqui-hire

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$55 Funding List: $50
+10% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Spin-off

Spin-off

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
PASSIVE
When you sell this, gain two random small assets.

Spin-off

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$88 Funding List: $80
+10% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain two random small assets.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Networking Event

Networking Event

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
PASSIVE
When you sell this, gain three random small Humans.

Networking Event

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$132 Funding List: $120
+10% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain three random small Humans.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Brand Equity

Brand Equity

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
PASSIVE
When you sell this, gain 50 Valuation.

Brand Equity

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$110 Funding List: $100
+10% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain 50 Valuation.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Poison Pill

Poison Pill

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Whenever a rival asset Burns Out, inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Poison Pill

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$17 Funding List: $16
+10% PREMIUM

Fast Track the rival's fastest asset 3s. Whenever a rival asset Burns Out, inflict 40 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Fleet Lease

Fleet Lease

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Gain 1 Revenue.
When you sell this, gain a random Vehicle.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Fleet Lease

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$55 Funding List: $50
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 1 Revenue. When you sell this, gain a random Vehicle.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here