MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Endowments & Grants Directory / event.gift.surplus_clearance
STATUS: RATIFIED DISBURSEMENT
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SEC FORM 8-K · STATUTORY CAPITAL DISBURSEMENT
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Surplus Clearance
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Surplus Clearance

The diesel shop down the block couldn't fit their cast-iron hydraulic press onto the moving truck, so they pushed it through your bay doors with a wave.

COLLECT OFFER ◈
RATIFIED TREASURY ENDORSEMENT
CORPORATE TREASURY DISBURSED DISBURSED IN FULL ◈ FISCAL YEAR AUDITED
BOARDROOM INCIDENT RECORD HISTORICAL PROSE
“The diesel shop down the block couldn't fit their cast-iron hydraulic press onto the moving truck, so they pushed it through your bay doors with a wave.”

Statutory Filing Specifications

Form 8-K Regulatory Docket

Distribution limitations and encounter parameters governing this corporate windfall:

Filing Identifier event.gift.surplus_clearance Canonical Asset ID
Disbursement Era Founding Year Exclusive (Year 1) Early Scalability Window
Encounter Weight 75 / 100 High Distribution Probability
Run Limitation 1 appearance max per run Non-repeatable Windfall
ART DIRECTION ARCHIVE SPECIFICATION:

“a heavy cast-iron vintage workshop machine strapped to a wooden hand truck next to a toolbox”

Statutory Disbursement Terms & Benefits

2 Covenants

Immediate capital allocations delivered upon signing the grant resolution:

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Asset Allocation
Free Machine Asset to Reserves
Target Roster Category: Machine
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Funding Allocation
+10◈ Direct Funding Injection

Eligible Asset Pool Available for Disbursement

28 Assets

When accepted, one of the following unencumbered units is delivered to corporate reserves:

A/B Test
Common Small

A/B Test

$12 1.7 L/s
Accelerator
Uncommon Large

Accelerator

$18 +1.7 M/s
Artificial Intelligence
Rare Large

Artificial Intelligence

$28 5.0 L/s
Assembly Line
Common Small

Assembly Line

$12 2.5 L/s
Backup Drives
Common Small

Backup Drives

$12 +1.3 M/s
Coffee Machine
Common Small

Coffee Machine

$10 Utility
Conveyor Belt
Common Small

Conveyor Belt

$10 5.0 L/s
Factorybot
Common Small

Factorybot

$10 +5.0 P/s
Fail Whale
Uncommon Large

Fail Whale

$16 +5.0 M/s
Feedback Loop
Uncommon Medium

Feedback Loop

$18 6.7 L/s
Hardware Upgrades
Uncommon Medium

Hardware Upgrades

$18 Utility
Keycard
Uncommon Small

Keycard

$14 +5.0 M/s

Executive Acceptance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
Pick Rate
26.9% (14 / 52 Offered)

Percentage of game quarters where the executive team chose to claim this grant instead of rival options.

Offered / Seen 52
Accepted / Claimed 14
Declined / Passed 38
VERSION 1.0.0 BENCHMARK +1.1% vs Median

Above Median Conversion. Regularly capitalized by corporate founders during early-stage scaling. Across all 39 grants in this build, median acceptance is 25.8%.

Recent Corporate Filings

6 Recent Filings
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$365 Valuation
about 3 hours ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$590 Valuation
about 8 hours ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$785 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$275 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$275 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 3 • Bankruptcy
$240 Valuation
3 days ago